Home Depot’s Giant Skeletons Are Crazy On Sale Now (2025)

I know you did I saw him. Glowing eyes. A tall frame that shouldn’t be able to stand, propped up by bars invisible in the dark.

It’s the Skeleton, the Home Depot chassis, and probably the most stylish Home Depot product of the past decade. If you live in America, this skeleton graces a plaza near you. and New this year, smaller, 6.5 feet “Ultra Skeleton” It’s equipped with motion sensors and actuators to make life truly strange – it also works as a stranger alarm system against package thieves and Hungry opossum.

However, its price is usually above $200. But since Halloween has pretty much already happened, Skelly and her entire skeletal brood of giant cats and dogs are all 75 percent off.

Which is ultimately the price I’m willing to pay. I secretly lusted after this skeleton and his kin, the comically sullen American October Guardians. But, like my father before me and his father before him, I am a nerd in everything except food and drink, and I will forbid myself from anything that is a) not edible, a) drinkable, or c) a verifiable “deal.”

Well, here I am, world. That’s a deal. Ultra Skelly is $70. the The price for a sitting Skelly dog ​​is $63, not $249. The 5-foot-tall Skelly cat is only $50. Beware of Skelly the cat, my friend! Light-up eyes, and claws that do nothing in particular!

Suppose availability is scarce. Skelly’s is already out of stock for delivery from The Home Depot, at least in my zip code: Only the dog and cat can speed their way through the night to join you before Halloween.

Courtesy of Home Depot