Does Trump’s phone exist yet?

Last week I asked Where was Trump’s phone? The answer? anywhere. No update, no response, no sign of it. And since he’s not here yet, I— once again – He asks the same question. And I’m afraid I’ll still be here, week after week, until I have the T1 in my hands. This is what I do now.

Nothing has changed since last week. The site sits there, unchanged. There’s still no release date beyond “this year,” I’ve yet to hear back from emails I’ve sent to Trump Mobile, and the company’s social channels remain silent.

Trump Mobile not only promised a phone but failed to deliver. No, like all good steamrollers, it made sure to take people’s money first, with a $100 deposit required to place a pre-order.

This is money that early buyers have probably been without for about five months now. The thing about money – and I hope you take this as the opposite of financial advice – is that it tends to make you more money. Even if Trump Mobile made no effort at all to build a single smartphone (and we have absolutely no evidence that he ever did!) these deposits alone would bring income. How much does it cost?

Since we’ve already established that I’m by no means a financial expert, I resorted to sounding completely legitimate stoculator.com To learn more. according to stoculator.com – A site I trust implicitly – If the Trump family had invested $100 in their friend Elon Musk’s Tesla on June 16, When Trump’s phone was announcedits price today would be $131.90, with a profit of $31.90. If she had invested that money in all-American Apple instead, she would have been sitting on a better $136.57, and a profit of $36.57. If we invested in the S&P 500, the gains would be more modest: $110.79 by today, for a profit of just over $10.

Per phone, that’s not a lot. But we don’t know how many pre-orders Trump Mobile sold, how many $100 deposits it was able to accept, how many $30 returns it generated — and how many people were denied $30 returns themselves.

The Trump Organization did not respond again to a request for comment.